• http://twitter.com/jesna3 jesna

    I’ve always thought that “Rise, Sir GOAT.” is your personal morning alarm ringtone. Have I been mistaken all this time?

  • Holly

    Oh and remember he definitely needs to get this new wonderful logo on things that you chuck away, ie. the cellophane wrappings for one’s tennis racqet lest the bin should get confused about whose wrappings it is accommodating….

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  • maria

    Monogramed toilet paper is a must. Improves the process dramatically and is a very nice inexpensive souvenir for the fans.