Not Roger Federer on how Andy Murray, now that he’s a grand slam champion, needs a logo – “something humble and original”.
Well Andrew Murray has now joined the group of elite people (a.k.a. Me). His life will change forever.
I know that we all dictate to staff when we write anything and we make it from our own perspectives so let Me try and help Andrew with what awaits him. First of all he needs his own logo to make the brand. Something original and humble. I asked staff to design something as a gift from Me to Andrew. I present it to you here via The Tennis Space exclusively. You’re welcome.
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This type of thing should make the appearances not only on the usual apparel like the caps and t-shirts for merchandise. But also in his private life away from the media, things like bed linen with your initials and also Sunday robes, chocolate bars, cakes, slippers and shower caps. I have My own embossed soap too at homes but I think you only get this from your second slam onwards. Will check.
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His staff numbers will grow rapidly and he will no doubt have personal Chefs, one for every taste bud. Then of course his private jet needs to be big enough for the new extended staff and if it’s anything like mine will have a selection of restaurants onboard, 4 bathrooms, swimming pool, garage, casino (where only I win), luxury hotel and extra leg room.Things will be named after him. For example, I have trains with My faces on them. So for Andrew he will probably have a London landmark named after him. There is a clock called, “Rather large Ben”. Not sure who Ben was and it must have been ages since he won a slam so this could do with the renamings; Big Andrew.
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There have been the speculations that he may be Knighted by Her Majesty the Queen (Elizabeth). If this happens his name will change to, Sir. Not really sure how fair it is if this happens because I’ve never seen him on a horse and My staff have certainly never had a message from the Palace that the Queen wants to see Me. I check at My own personal Post Office every day. I have always, even since I was a small GOAT, wished to hear those magical words, “Rise, Sir GOAT.” Anyway, enough about Me, for a moment.
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He may begin a special relationship with Mr. Wimbledon and to make the honesty, I am a little concerned about this one in case Mr. Wimbledon starts sending My calls to voicemail. After all, there are only 5 sides of the draw in any given tournament and if I have to face players in any match other than the final I’ll know there has been the switchings. There is, however, a gold lining on every cloud and hopefully Sue Barker will start sending him messages on his MurrayBerry which will make My life much more peaceful.
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Do I have advice? Yes. You can stop the winning now.